the happiest day in the life of Ivan Denisovitch and how to prevent identity theft

There’s an old Soviet joke about the happiest day in the life of Ivan Denisovitch. Ivan Denisovitch awoke one night to the KGB kicking in his door, dragging him out of bed and announcing: “Ivan Petrevitch! You are under arrest!” It turned out to be the happiest day of his life because he could say “Ivan Petrevitch lives next door”.

Jokes apart here is more on how to prevent identity theft:

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